Date:����� 9/30/2002
To:��������� kitchen staff
Cc:��������� other pitiful humans
From:���� Siesta, Eternal Princess of the Universe
RE:��������� Dining choices
Priority:
A Princess demands a certain cuisine, fitting for her royal palette. �In the old days, failure to provide adequate dining choices was punishable by beheading.� Fortunately for you, I am a kinder, gentler Eternal Princess of the Universe who is incredibly patient (except when I�m NOT!!!).� While the turkey and chicken treats occasionally satisfy my hunger, I hereby order the so-called �chef� to prepare finer dishes.� I suggest Mouse Flamb� or perhaps a nice Sparrow � l�Orange (did I mention that I like bird meat?).� Lay off the spicy stuff though; I�m much too delicate for such Neanderthal food.
By the way, what is up with that chef???� She is obsessed with paws on the counter.� Did someone do a background check on this human???
One more thing, that disgusting trough that I am forced to eat out of is filled with little tiny pieces of �cat food�.� I only like the big chunks!� Inform the girl-thing that she must clean the trough to rid it of the little pieces.
Yours in eternal royalty with disgust and loathing for all,
SIESTA
ETERNAL PRINCESS OF THE UNIVERSE